Monday, October 29, 2007

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Genre: Indie Metal
Website:http://www.trailofdead.com/



The Verdict (UPDATED!)

Voting has ended! Here's the tally:

Steve Coogan Guy(?) - 1 vote
(J.D.)

Suit Jacket Guy - 2 votes
(Barbara, Gizmorox)

Evil Oliver Platt - 4 votes
(Beckeye, DGuzman, Jess, Ten S)

Bill Berry (the eyebrows have it) - 1 vote
(Manx)

I wasn't sure who J.D. was referring to, as to me all the band members have a passing resemblance to Mr. Coogan.

In this case it doesn't really matter who looks the most like Steve Coogan, as the preponderance of votes indicates that Evil Oliver Platt is in charge.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Architecture In Helsinki

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Architecture In Helsinki
Genre: Indie
Website:http://architectureinhelsinki.com/



The Verdict (UPDATED!)

Voting has ended! Here's the tally:

Hands-In-Pockets - 5 votes
(Beckeye, Tim, Manx, Cat, Freida Bee)

Plant Guy(/Girl?) - 2 votes
(J.D., Jess)

Centered Short pants - 1 vote
(Barbara)

The Chic - 1 vote (unsure of which one, I think there are least three females in the band)
(DGuzman)

Wow, there was so much gender confusion in this entry. Jess said the person holding the plant was a lady (though Jess is often a snarky sort of *fella, so I don't know if we can take him seriously).

DGuzman simply said "the chic", but with my admittedly poor gender recognition skills, I see at least three of the fairer sex in this band.

Thankfully, there was no confusion about the leader. Hands-In-Pockets is in charge!


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* (Yes, I am fully aware Jess is not a dude. What, *I* can't be snarky too?)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Kraftwerk

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Kraftwerk
Genre: Eurosynth Pop
Website:http://www.kraftwerk.com/


The Verdict (UPDATED!)

Voting has ended! Here's the tally:

Bow Tie Daddy: 2 votes
(Dguzman,Tim)

The Floating Head: 3 votes
(J.D.,Beckeye,Barbara)

King Ooze: 1 vote
(Manx)


He may not have a body, but the head is in charge!


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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Los Amigos Invisibles

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Los Amigos Invisibles
Genre: Latin Disco
Website:http://www.myspace.com/losamigosinvisibles



The Verdict (UPDATED!)

Voting has ended! Here's the tally:

Street Target: 4 votes
(Tim, Manx, Dguzman, Barbara)

Die Nutzengrabbler: 2 votes
(PJ, Jess)

Please be wary of oncoming traffic, Street Target! You're in charge!

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Monday, October 1, 2007

Peach Candy (Recount)

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.


SPECIAL NOTE:
We recently ran into a previously unseen voting scenario, where the readers and voters of this blog were unable to determine the leader of the duo Peach Candy, based on the supplied photograph.

Even the sitting Vice President of these United States was unable to make a definitive ruling.

I checked my mailbox this morning to find a note from a certain "DonJuan Clark". Mr. Clark forwarded me another image of Peach Candy. My impression is that Mr. Clark wants this matter resolved, and wants to know for once and for all, "Who's In Charge Here?".

With this recount, I hope we may determine the answer.

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Band: Peach Candy
Genre: Hip Hop / Crunk
Website:http://www.myspace.com/peachcandyga


The Verdict (UPDATED!)

Voting has ended! Here's the tally:

The lovely lady sitting: 3 votes
(Dguzman, Tim, Barbara)

The lovely lady standing: 2 votes
(Cat, Beckeye)

No one/Everyone is in charge: 1 vote
(Manx)

This race was again insanely close. Despite the fact that the lovely seated lady received the most votes, I'd say that the power dynamic in Peach Candy is most likely pretty damned even.

And I like Manx's point about them being interdependent - a beautiful sentiment in an increasingly cynical world.

I must apologize for a previous comment I made about the seated lady. I had said she didn't "got back" in the initial Peach Candy post. However, from viewing this picture, then viewing it again, and then subsequently viewing it sporadically some more over the last week, I was clearly mistaken. These two ladies are both bootylicious, and it was an honor to have them on this l'il piece of web.

With all that said, congratulations to the seated lady. You're in charge!

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